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- DIETING AT HOME....ALONE?
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- My diet had been going pretty good and it was a Wednesday
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- night. The wife and kids were going to the church supper of
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- fried chicken, mashed potatoes & gravy and other fattening
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- stuff. "No," I said, "I better stay at home alone and have my
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- special diet dinner. Y'all have a good time...see ya later."
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- They departed and I hurried into the kitchen to fix my diet
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- meal of turkey, slice of bread, some spinach and an apple. I
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- didn't want to spend too much time in the kitchen, less I be
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- tempted, so I ate the food quickly while standing up at the
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- kitchen counter. Off to the den to watch TV. Good, dinner was
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- over and I was out of the kitchen, even if I didn't feel very
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- full or satisfied from the meal.
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- It was then I heard the first little voice. But I was home
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- alone, wasn't I? Then, there it was again! "Hey, I am ice
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- cold in here," it said. I heard it clearly. Then it
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- continued, "I'm the leftover potato salad....I'm ice cold and
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- the pickles and mayonnaise make me taste so good. You were so
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- legal last night and didn't have any...and today you have
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- only had 1200 calories so far....what could just a little bit
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- hurt. You deserve it. You earned it." How can I hold out
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- against such logical reasons, I thought. Then I heard another
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- voice......"I would be just perfect for such a good dieter as
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- a reward...I am the last bowl of chocolate pudding that your
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- 5-year old wouldn't eat last night. I can't be used as desert
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- for the family and no-body wants me. I would be just perfect
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- for you." Now I am hearing these two voices....repeating over
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- and over...and the craving in my stomach is increasing. I am
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- at home, alone and no-one would know or say anything to me if
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- I did indulge. Besides the evidence would be gone. I feel
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- sure that we will have to throw the leftovers away in a few
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- days anyway...and what about all the starving people in other
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- parts of the world. Well, if all this wasn't enough...then I
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- hear yet one more sound....."POP, POP, POP....I am the
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- popcorn sitting here in the tin can....won't you please pop
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- some of me...it would be so good...and with a little bit of
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- extra melted butter and salt....oh, I would be such a good
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- reward for you....you have been such a good dieter these past
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- several weeks." I can feel what little will-power I had left
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- dwindling away. I know what is about to happen and I know I
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- will hate it in the morning. But what could I do? No-one
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- would be expected to resist these "voices" calling so loud
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- and convincingly to me. I am rising out of my chair. It is
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- almost all over but the eating...the voices are cheering me
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- on...my stomach is doing flip-flops. Then, I have a one last
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- desperate thought. The mail hasn't been brought in today and
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- I was expecting an important letter. Hurriedly I put on my
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- jacket and dash to the mailbox. Heck, no mail. But I can
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- still hear the voices from my kitchen calling me ....as
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- loudly as ever. What is this, telepathy? Maybe if I just
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- walked down the street a little bit or something. After all I
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- am outside with my coat on....so I start down the street. It
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- is a full five minutes away from my house before the voices
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- start to dwindle..and other thoughts start to drift into my
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- mind....and that emptiness in my stomach begins to subside.
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- After ten minutes of walking, I turn around and walk home. It
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- has now been twenty minutes since my desperate exit from the
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- house. The voices are stilled. Things are quiet. My appetite
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- is satisfied. Was this real? I open the fridge just to
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- see...and those things are still there, whose names I won't
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- call out loud....but they are silent and don't even look so
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- attractive now. I retire to my den and begin reading an
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- interesting book that I had forgotten about and the evening
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- passes quietly until the family returns. Saved! Thank
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- goodness for the mailbox....and then the walk...whatever.
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- Perhaps if those voices ever start to call for me again, I
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- will get up and do something sooner. I almost lost it last
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- time and I don't want that to happen again when I am home....
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- ALONE !
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- by M.D. Smith
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